Your name is Dave Strider. You currently play the game SBURB, in which you are under the enemies control, Bec Noir has complete control over you when you chose to go after him to pay for Bro's death. Ironic considering youre now a puppet and youre taking orders from the godmod of a boss. It's part of your gambit you swear when he isn't looking. Everyone warned you about Noir. They TOLD YOU DOG!!

Now the dog is telling you
You will follow any orders Noir gives you, no matter what.